I love venti, all-ice, half-caf Americanos with skim milk. Translation: four shots of espresso over ice. I go the half-caf route, because I love the huge 24-ounce cups (go figure, because “venti” means 20, not 24) but really don’t need to subject the world to the horror that is me on four shots of espresso.
It’s the socially acceptable, liquid equivalent of eating a fistful of coffee grounds. Yum.
I apologize for the Starbuck’s commercial. I can’t help it if I love them.