Overheard while waiting in line at the McDonald’s drive-thru:
Hannah’s Question for Her Siblings: If you were on a plane filled with snakes, would you jump out of the plane and die, or stay and let the snakes kill you?
Disclaimer: No, I have never mentioned Samuel Jackson, and I have no clue why Hannah is thinking about this.
Sam: Stay on the plane because I get to keep the whole can of apple juice.
Abby: I’d rather jump because I think it would be a cool experience before I die.
Should I be worried? Or impressed, because of the high sick-and-twisted factor?
I’m leaning toward “all of the above.”