Quote of the Day (and the reason I opened the wine early)

Abby: I think I’m getting puberty. My left nipple is hard.

UPDATE: She knows she only checked a few days ago, but she’s sure it has grown since then. Donations of chocolate and additional alcohol will be enthusiastically accepted.

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7 responses to “Quote of the Day (and the reason I opened the wine early)

  1. OMG!!!

    Where do kids come up with sentences like that?!?!?!

    I’ll send you a 3 year supply of chocolate – you’re going to need it. ;)

  2. Thank you! I only wish I believed that 3 years worth would be enough!!!

  3. *snork*

  4. I read this and totally choked on my tea….

  5. Sorry, Higgy! :) (tee hee!)

    I know, I think I’m gonna be choking on my tea quite a lot over the next few years…

  6. How old is she, kdf? My oldest granddaughter just turned 7 and she’s obviously hitting puberty. She’s already got her mother’s thighs! Her boobs are developing and *gasp* she has PUBIC HAIR. She’s SEVEN.

    Pass the wine, please.

  7. Rita! That. Is. Terrifying.

    Abby’s 9, and I am extremely thankful that none of what you describe has happened to her yet.

    *pours*

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