Nutrition According to Hannah: Why Cheez-Its Make An Excellent Breakfast

Friday morning, 7:28 AM

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Me: Hannah, have you eaten any real breakfast yet?

Hannah: Mom, I was reading the side of the box and Cheezits have Vitamin A… Iron… ooo, they have Vitamin C!

Me: Hm… the box has the words Vitamin A and Vitamin C on it, but look, do you see the numbers next to them?

Hannah (looking): It says… 0%. What does that mean?

Me: It means you still need to eat some breakfast.

Hannah (still reading, optimistic that she can still make her case): It says it has sodium! Is that good?

Me: How ’bout Cheerios and a banana?

Hannah: Can I still have a banana smoothie after school?

Me: Yes. Now gimme the box.

Hannah: *sigh*

UPDATE:

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4:00 PM UNPOSED UPDATED UPDATE:

Enjoying an afterschool lemon ice, but never far from her Cheez-Its.

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4 responses to “Nutrition According to Hannah: Why Cheez-Its Make An Excellent Breakfast

  1. That’s my Hannah banana!

  2. Note to the curious: Hannah wears her Uncle Doug wrapped around her finger, with his blessing, of course.

  3. Cheez-its, eh? Dave would help her make her case, I’m sure. :-)

  4. Jeff Meyerson

    I think Sam should film Hannah doing a commercial:

    “Cheez-Its: Breakfast of Champions!”

    Whaddaya think?

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