Friday morning, 7:28 AM
Me: Hannah, have you eaten any real breakfast yet?
Hannah: Mom, I was reading the side of the box and Cheezits have Vitamin A… Iron… ooo, they have Vitamin C!
Me: Hm… the box has the words Vitamin A and Vitamin C on it, but look, do you see the numbers next to them?
Hannah (looking): It says… 0%. What does that mean?
Me: It means you still need to eat some breakfast.
Hannah (still reading, optimistic that she can still make her case): It says it has sodium! Is that good?
Me: How ’bout Cheerios and a banana?
Hannah: Can I still have a banana smoothie after school?
Me: Yes. Now gimme the box.
4:00 PM UNPOSED UPDATED UPDATE:
Enjoying an afterschool lemon ice, but never far from her Cheez-Its.