Friday morning, 7:28 AM
Me: Hannah, have you eaten any real breakfast yet?
Hannah: Mom, I was reading the side of the box and Cheezits have Vitamin A… Iron… ooo, they have Vitamin C!
Me: Hm… the box has the words Vitamin A and Vitamin C on it, but look, do you see the numbers next to them?
Hannah (looking): It says… 0%. What does that mean?
Me: It means you still need to eat some breakfast.
Hannah (still reading, optimistic that she can still make her case): It says it has sodium! Is that good?
Me: How ’bout Cheerios and a banana?
Hannah: Can I still have a banana smoothie after school?
Me: Yes. Now gimme the box.
Hannah: *sigh*
UPDATE:
4:00 PM UNPOSED UPDATED UPDATE:
Enjoying an afterschool lemon ice, but never far from her Cheez-Its.
Why Would I Sleep? 
That’s my Hannah banana!
Note to the curious: Hannah wears her Uncle Doug wrapped around her finger, with his blessing, of course.
Cheez-its, eh? Dave would help her make her case, I’m sure. :-)
I think Sam should film Hannah doing a commercial:
“Cheez-Its: Breakfast of Champions!”
Whaddaya think?