Random declaration of the day:
Sam: Mom, know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Me: Nope. What?
Sam: A Western Terrorist.
Me: Um. A what?
Sam: You know, one of those guys who ties females to railroad tracks.
Me: Of course.
I discovered this poor little elephant today, cruelly taped to a skateboard. But first, I ran
him her over with my van.