Random declaration of the day:
Sam: Mom, know what I wanna be when I grow up?
Me: Nope. What?
Sam: A Western Terrorist.
Me: Um. A what?
Sam: You know, one of those guys who ties females to railroad tracks.
Me: Of course.
I discovered this poor little elephant today, cruelly taped to a skateboard. But first, I ran him her over with my van.
Why Would I Sleep? 
*snork*
One of my friends asked me if I had gum when we were traveling to Germany. I said, “Yes, I have gum in my purse.” It caught the attention of one of the security guards; he did a double take, and asked me to repeat what I’d said. “Gum. Gummmm!” I said. I thought we were in trouble there for a minute.
Yikes. This is why I don’t speak while going through security. Glad it didn’t get ugly! -KDF
How did he know if it was female?
Har! -KDF
You know, my only elephant joke is just not gonna be funny to anyone else.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
elephant(rhinoceros) sin theta
See, told you.
Sam probably gets it.
Um, har? I’ll check with Sam later. :) -KDF
Bumble, that sounds like Woody Allen’s Take the Money and Run.
*looks in the Big Book of Vector Analysis Jokes*
nope, can’t top it…
lmao….that’s a good one :)