Overheard at the Dinner Table

Sam: Hey Abby, do you have a 1:1 aide?

Me (to Abby, mouthing words through gritted teeth, with eyebrows raised): Abby! Just. Say. “No.”

Abby (laughing): No.

Me: Sam, what do 1:1 aides do?

Sam: They’re for very special certain people.

Me: Why do you have a 1:1 aide?

Sam: Because she loves me. I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to her.

Abby: *snork*

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4 responses to “Overheard at the Dinner Table

  1. i like his confidence.

  2. Likewise and me too also. I also like his ‘tude. And his sister’s sense of humor!

  3. *snork*

  4. Pingback: Couldn’t the Same Be Said About [Insert Name of Brilliant Mathematician Here]? « Why Would I Sleep?

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