UPDATE for anyone keeping track of SAM’S EXPERIMENTAL POTTY MOUTH PHASE, which I don’t see ending anytime soon:
Sam (suppressing laughter, frowning dramatically for emphasis, and checking my face for a reaction): I hate spaghetti. It makes me angry and pissed.
Me (also suppressing laughter): I’m sorry spaghetti has such a negative impact on your mood, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. It stinks and sucks.
Me: Get over it, bud.