Sam (jealous and pouting): What if I came in without a ticket and I snuck onto the plane?
Me: You can’t do that, Sam.
Sam: Why not?
Me: You’d get arrested at airport security.
Sam (smiling): What happens then? Will I get arrested, handcuffed, processed and jailed? Then killed, cemeteried and heavened?
Me: No Sam, I’m pretty sure they’ll keep you alive.
Sam: Will I still get fruit punch and a cookie?
Me: We have those at home, bud.