Sam: Mom, you know what I want for Christmas?
Me: What, Sam?
Sam: Aqua Dots.
Me: They don’t sell those anymore, pal.
Sam: Why not?
Me: Because they have a chemical in them that
causes unconsiousness, drowsiness, seizures, coma and death made some kids get sick.
Sam: They won’t make ME sick! I was born hydrodynamic*!
*Never mind the definition; Sam thinks it means “strong.” When I asked him where he heard that, he said, “SpongeBob told me.”