For the many of you who are already dealing with absurd amounts of snow in the driveway, even though it isn’t even winter yet, please click here for a friendly safety reminder.*
*Unless you are prone to passing out. (Please consider this your “ewww” warning.)
Note: I’m not kidding.
Note on the note: No, really.
Note on the note’s note: Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.